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A fabulously awesome and sexy leprechaun. Also is known to bring back large souvenires from other countries, such as Ireland.
"Hey, did you see Goobwar the other day?"
"Yeah, who hasn't?"
"Yeah he's so yummy."
Goobwar by goobwar February 6, 2009
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Goonware 

Goonware is just like ransomware, but the main purpose is to irritate. References to an online multiplayer game where the term originated from.
"Hey bro I downloaded the Fairfax light client for new hacks", "wait bro, my computer is flashing and blaring loud clown honk noises"

"Hey bro sounds like you have goonware on your computer"
Goonware by modpodgec December 16, 2020
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Goobtard 

The combination of goober and retard, reserved for making fun of someone in a mild way
Stroke! You spilt milk all over me goobtard
Goobtard by CanOfSnarf March 16, 2020
Gummy Bear. Phrase used to call some one silly.
I love the green goobears.
You silly goobear.
Goobear by Mr. Incredible Awsome February 16, 2008

Goobarious 

a word used to describe someone acting silly or deviously
Jeff: I put a nuke in your mailbox
Frank: oh you're so Goobarious
Goobarious by Qwexeuiy May 1, 2023
The noticabley lukewarm taste of beer or any other "chilled" bevages, you will notice at most Korean or other Oriental owned liquor stores. From freezing it below the temperature they should, in order to save a few dollars a day. And thus requiring the costumer to have to refrigerate his bevagerage an hour or so, AFTER he has bought it, from the lukewarm taste from the...
Prick: *Pfffff* What is this gookwarm piss?? I asked you to go buy me some beer at Yong Wong Dong Spirts. Not some shit you forgot to put in the 'fridge.

Dumb Broad: Where do you think I just got this piss from asshole!
gookwarm by Uncle February 1, 2005
you are all my puppets! dance dance DANCE! I am the drunken avenger of the night stalking women mugging people killing sluts and stabbing small animals.
goobar by Dumb Ass August 16, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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