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The gonzo is a sexual manuver which entails gouging out the eyes off ones lover, and stapeling them next to the penis of yourself, or someone else, to the left and right, just above the shaft. Hense representing the lovable features of popular muppet charictar: 'GONZO' This will no dought trigger the haughty chuckles of a more relaxed partner, or the promt arrest of said 'gonzooi' if your partner is, for some wild reason, repulsed by it.
'you've been gonzoed'

'some joker gonzoed me last night'

'i whacked out gonzo in a playground yesterday'

'yea bitch! gonzo me good!'
by sneakybitch March 18, 2009
 
30.
Golden syrup.

(from imitation of a mumbled pronunciation of "Golden Syrup")

Also adjective: "gonzoey".
Tea with gonzo? Yes, it's like putting sugar in it, except it tastes sort of... gonzoey.
by A. Walker February 28, 2009
 
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Gonzo

goh⋅n⋅zo

noun, adjective

A)-noun
1. A individual who is arrogant; pertly self-assertive; conceited, does not take criticism well, if not at all.

B)-adjective
1. A cocky person.
A)Ex. My brother is sadly, a gonzo, he always thinks he is right.

B)Ex. The gonzo Olympic swimmer did not finish the race, as he was very arrogant, and would not take advice.
by RektalFunk January 28, 2009
 
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A term used to describe the firmness of a male penis after looking at a female. This term is usually used in between a "Chub" and "Full Erection/Straight up."
"The stripper wasn't that hot, she only gave me a gonzo."

(After a good night) "Damn if I wasn't drunk she would have gotten a Straight up; instead she had to have fun with my Gonzo."
by N. Hayward August 14, 2008
 
33.
Though commonly associate with a distinct style of porn, the term "gonzo" can also refer to type of penis that looks very similar to Gonzo the Muppet's nose. They can also take the shape of some kitchen faucets. Sources of a gonzo penis can include, breaking your boner, jerking off negligently, or being born unlucky.

Males having a gonzo commonly must have sex by closing immitating the mating patterns of a gorilla - known as gorillas style.
Dude, I didn't mean to stare, but you have a total gonzo dong... did you break that thing? It kinda looks like Owen Wilson's nose.
by dawkinsb March 15, 2008
 
34.
one of the founding fathers of modern skate culture. Also the name of one of the first skateboarder owned and operated lines relaunched in 2007 as modern gonzo
Gonzo founded modern gonzo
by nsh1212 March 07, 2008
 
35.
Gonzo is a police officer with a cocaine habit.
Hey gonzo your a cop why are you taking my blow Manna. Gary stop snorting all the evidence just like they say gonzo.
by Tim O September 18, 2007