Gonzo

The act of placing testicles over someones eyes and then placing tip of penis in the mouth. The act resembles the famous muppets character Gonzo.

"my girlfriend was asleep in the chair when I snuck up behind her and gave her the ole Gonzo, she was PISSED!"

*Note-MBH84 Came up with the physical act, name given by B77

by B77 September 20, 2012

Gonzo

when your penis has a mild hook shape to the left or right.

"my new boyfriend has a GONZO. It's not that attractive but it hits all the right spots!"

by fister queen October 24, 2011

Gonzo

A penis that, when erect, curves down resembling Gonzo's nose. Curves to the left, or right are also acceptable, if prefixed; ie: Left-gonzo; Right-gonzo.

"Look at the Gonzo on that dude...." I said.
"Yeah. What a Gonz." She replied.

by LONe1 January 11, 2010

Gonzo

When you beat off onto a girls chest with your balls resting on her eyes.

"I was bangin Camilla last night and she wasn't putting much effort into it so i gave her the Gonzo... waca waca"

by DoBeDe May 9, 2009

Gonzo

The act of putting the used blue rubber on a girl's nose after she passes out.

After we had sex, she passed out and I gave her the gonzo.

by Dog Fight June 10, 2004

Gonzo

To write a paper for a class regardless of the fact that you are high out of your mind on some sort of strange substance.

My God! I tripped for so long that I ended up having to gonzo the paper that was due last friday.

by Chris P Crunch April 7, 2006

Gonzo

An morbidly enlarged clitoris. Usually caused by steroids abuse or just plain dyke-ness.

Women with large Gonzoes will flaunt proudly, often slapping unsuspecting victims in the face, before engaging in fights to prove their superiority.

"Dude, the other night I was getting to bang this chick and found out she had a HUGE gonzo. Needless to say, I ended up with a sore butthole..."

Don't mess with the Gonzo. The Gonzo will destroy you.

by saponix January 7, 2010