1) A style of porn where there is no attempt at a story - people just have sex and someone else films it. Often very low budget.

2) A bitch with a very large nose resembling Gonzo the Muppet's.
1) Dude I made my own porno last night! I fucked this bitch while I left my webcam running. It was true gonzo style!

2) Me and my made had pig-ons with Gonzo last night. Man that slut is a whore.
by ButFli June 02, 2004
A term used to describe the firmness of a male penis after looking at a female. This term is usually used in between a "Chub" and "Full Erection/Straight up."
"The stripper wasn't that hot, she only gave me a gonzo."

(After a good night) "Damn if I wasn't drunk she would have gotten a Straight up; instead she had to have fun with my Gonzo."
by N. Hayward August 14, 2008
Though commonly associate with a distinct style of porn, the term "gonzo" can also refer to type of penis that looks very similar to Gonzo the Muppet's nose. They can also take the shape of some kitchen faucets. Sources of a gonzo penis can include, breaking your boner, jerking off negligently, or being born unlucky.

Males having a gonzo commonly must have sex by closing immitating the mating patterns of a gorilla - known as gorillas style.
Dude, I didn't mean to stare, but you have a total gonzo dong... did you break that thing? It kinda looks like Owen Wilson's nose.
by dawkinsb March 15, 2008
one of the founding fathers of modern skate culture. Also the name of one of the first skateboarder owned and operated lines relaunched in 2007 as modern gonzo
Gonzo founded modern gonzo
by nsh1212 March 07, 2008
Gonzo is a police officer with a cocaine habit.
Hey gonzo your a cop why are you taking my blow Manna. Gary stop snorting all the evidence just like they say gonzo.
by Tim O September 18, 2007
Of or pertaining to an abnormal curvature of the penis (typically bending toward the ground)
My boyfriend's gonzo cock hits all the right places when we are banging.
by Brendan Popper September 06, 2007
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