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Gift Pose 

Similar to other Yoga poses such as down-dog, warrior I, tree, child's pose, etc., except this pose is strictly for a man's pleasure. Essentially, the woman is usually lying in bed next to her male partner, when somewhere around 2AM he awakens with a glorious erection and needs to put it somewhere... Often times, this leads the man to disappointment when he is batted away from her rear-facing love alter shouting out or uttering "eh-eh" and/or simply an emphatic "NO!". However, on rare occasion, the woman - who is sure to not receive the big "O" from the act of kindness that she is about to perform, may acquiesce and allow legal entry (i.e., not night-raping). To get into this position, the woman, who is facing away from her partner is prodded into semi-wakefulness, then consents to entry by shifting the upward-facing leg forward flexing at the hip to bring the knee towards her abdomen, while maintaining her abdomen and leg in contact with the bed.
Bob: Last night, I woke up so horny from a sex dream and had this raging boner...
Jim: So, what did you do with it?
Bob: Well, after humping my girlfriend without success, I asked her if she wanted sex. She replied that she was too tired, but said that I could have my way with her. So she got into Gift Pose and I was able to alleviate myself…
Gift Pose by Mr Leopard April 23, 2011
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026