a gerstner is a slightly childish being with great intellectual ability. they think quickly and accurately, can recite many historical, political, astronomical, religious, and just plain facts about anything from memory. there fault is they are surfers often losing themselves in the information super highway and get distracted easily.

aries are often times gerstners

gerstner by KingTor November 26, 2006

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gerstner • Gerster • gershners • Dirty gertner

Gerstner

Small, frail soccer player with a Mexi-stache, and a low IQ.

"Wow Gerstner is a tard!"

"Evan! Herschel Walker is a Football player!"
"Shutup Gerstner."

Gerstner by E-Mac 'Bulldagger' McInnis April 28, 2009

Gershner

Someone who types random things into Urban Dictionary trying to see something funny.

Wayne: You are such a Gershner Jerry.
Jerry: BUT IT'S FUNNY

Gershner by a dumbass motherfucker December 5, 2021

gershners

The soft tissue between the bones; a vulnerable area that is prone to being hurt, but has no other name.

1: "Ow! That jabbed me right in the elbow gershners!"

2: "I rolled over on my daughter's toy and it got me right in the gershners."

gershners by Parasitic Avi June 8, 2013

Gerster

Brewmaster

In germany Gerster means brewmaster

Gerster by LILIAISNOTME(( August 24, 2021

Gerster

Gerster is a last name and the people lucky enough to have it probably have a german relative. Gerster is Brewmaster in German.

That girls last name is Gerster! Her family must have come from German ancestors!

Gerster by LILIAISNOTME(( October 13, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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