George Kaiser

An in-the-closet gay guy who has no friends. Usually idenitifiable by a horrid odor and ridiculously unattractive features. Also tends to cock-block a lot. Basically everything that can be bad about a human is bad about him.
You're being a real George Kaiser right now.
by Nelly Hayes January 16, 2010
mugGet the George Kaisermug.
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

Is the coolest person you can ever know and a long name means big sword energy
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III is so awesome. Just look at how Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III handles himself.
by Heat death fire cannon November 14, 2023
mugGet the Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser IIImug.