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An in-the-closet gay guy who has no friends. Usually idenitifiable by a horrid odor and ridiculously unattractive features. Also tends to cock-block a lot. Basically everything that can be bad about a human is bad about him.
You're being a real George Kaiser right now.
by Nelly Hayes January 16, 2010