by david beruh May 30, 2008
A woman, typically at the bar, who clearly shows weakness or lacks in confidence. Perhaps she’s overweight in a group of all skinny hotties. Or perhaps she’s incredibly intoxicated and an easy pick up. She usually is not the prize possession of the group but more so the easier one to hit on and pick up.
John the avarage guy- "Hey check out that group of cute girls dancing over there. O man, look at the one dancing funny because one leg shorter than the other'
Leo the lion - "Hell yeah, shes all mine, I want the Weak Gazel"
Leo the lion - "Hell yeah, shes all mine, I want the Weak Gazel"
by Regular Dude January 11, 2010
by DDBEAM2727 November 6, 2019
The Leaping Gazelle astounds observers with its graceful leaps and agile movements. This remarkable creature embodies a perfect balance of power and grace, leaving a lasting impression on all who witness its breathtaking prowess. The leaping gazelle is able to grasp new heights with its outlandish vertical jump, his hand-eye coordination when it comes to athletic performance in sports is also something not seen before. Leaping gazelles not only are a freak of nature in terms of athletic performance but they are also hung like a horse, dominating every "Asian B*tch who wanted to h00k up with them" and another truly attractive target by the name of 'SAO'. Some Leaping Gazelles also make their way up the ranks to further achieve 'Stud Muffin' status. This is done through a variety of acts and courageous performances to truly prove their prowess. Acts such as hiding behind bins, getting ones ock wet whilst watching the popular children's film, 'Zootopia', and always staying drippy through a collection of cool shirts, such as "STRAIGHT OUTTA DA POOL". Once a gazelle achieves Stud Muffin rank, they are able to mate with the queen bee of the jungle, the elegant and very much wanted, Pigeon. The leaping gazelle is able to mate with the pigeon and dominate her just as a stud muffin would. Romance such as HSP dates, Movie dates, and "gm x + gn x" is something of which a stud muffin must uphold to keep the pigeon at his fingertips, ready to be satisfied by the ring of a bell.
by red imposter (sussy) July 17, 2023
by Ballistic Gazelle January 31, 2010
Brandon went urban gazelling this morning, he ran down through Parramore and up past the check cashing store.
by Professor Urban October 9, 2011
1. Spoken with a mock-Australian accent. Is similar in meaning to "g'day mate" except using the word gazelle.
2. Name of common urban poem.
"Gazelle Mate"
gazelle mate, brewskin,give me your answer don't.
I'm half crazy I want to bang your goat.
I can't afford a cabbage; therefore you'll have to make do with charles babbage.
But you look skeet like a poo on a stick held by a man with an extra chromosome at the door.
2. Name of common urban poem.
"Gazelle Mate"
gazelle mate, brewskin,give me your answer don't.
I'm half crazy I want to bang your goat.
I can't afford a cabbage; therefore you'll have to make do with charles babbage.
But you look skeet like a poo on a stick held by a man with an extra chromosome at the door.
by ozrine July 10, 2007