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Gawkrodger 

A Gawkrodger (or Gawk) is someone who is considered an idiot or a twastard.
Most Gawkrodgers also have hot sisters.
Gawkrodgers get picked on by bullies a lot of the time.
Ay yo, that dude over there is a right Gawkrodger!
Gawk, your sister is lookin fiiiine tonight!
Oi Mart, d'you wanna batter that Gawk again?
Gawkrodger by MartinWhite February 7, 2008
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A driver that slows down in the fast lane and stares at a box / accident / nothing.
Traffic was moving along fine, until a gawknob ruined it.
Gawknob by #ThinkTherapy April 21, 2015
The gawsoo ran into the wall and caught the curtains on fire!
gawsoo by C.K.J. December 28, 2007

gawkortunity 

1- Any roadside stop for tourists.
2- Something that catches the eye of a driver, making them lose concentration of the road for a moment which usually results in an uncool panicked swerve.
1- Dude can you pull over at the next gawkortunity, I'm prairie-doggin' it over here.
2- Man, The traffic here is so bad. Whoa, nice... bikinis.... HOLY!!!!! FUCK!!! (Screach) That was a close call, gotta watch out those gawkortunities.
gawkortunity by The Constar February 25, 2009

gawknoculars 

binoculars; for the sole purpose of gawking at chicks from a distance.
"dude, hand me the gawknoculars, I think there is a hottie down there"
gawknoculars by gawk dude April 21, 2009

Gawkword 

To ponder aimlessly at a phrase or meaning without justification of what the hell they are talking about.
To stare passionately hoping that one day a revelation will become apparent unbeknownst that it never will.
To waste away ones life into an abyss of nonsensical drivel.
Isn't this gawkword?
Hey look at Sam...He looks gawkword.
I'm so tired that I'm starting to feel gawkword.
Gawkword by Moonbean Love Oil July 18, 2003