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A collection of cars, all of which just so happen to have left their destination at the exact SECOND that they are in the same spot as you, at the same TIME as you, illegally defying the LAW of probability. Also an old band that Steve Winwood used to play in.
Traffic is a joke, especially the bozos that insist on driving 25 in the fast lane in a 30 zone.
by www.flamepillar.com August 17, 2003
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the movement of something. Could be cars, drugs, people for sex, ushually something illegal and something you should not do.
Sex trafficking
Drug trafficking
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drug term: the amount of people coming and going at a drug dealers location.
check out all the traffic at Bobs house
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Fucking bullshit that God invented to slow everything down or is caused by fucking idiots who get in accidents or just stop to take looks at things and is not considerate of others.
Fuck traffic. It always makes me late to work.
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Traffic was a rock band formed in the 1960s which featured Steve Winwood on vocals.
"The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys" is one of Traffic's best songs.
by Analog Kid January 05, 2006
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I sat through traffic for 3 hours.
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A busy place with large amounts of people, (used in place of "busy", and in this sense not referring to vehicle congestion )
Man mcd's was so traffic today, i was boxed in and had to wait 20min in the drive through!
yeah we did go to see the movie last night, but the theatre was so traffic we left and got coffee instead.
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