gtl stands for gym, tan, laundry. which is for guidos. For italian men they use gtl.
Pauly D says: hey gtl
Mike says: Lets go do some gym tan laundry
#guido #jersey #pauly d #situation #jersey shore
by 812ael March 24, 2012
Adjective; Grime Time Live. Describes a person who is gross and disgusting. Often performs lewd acts and steals all the girls' boyfriends. One who is GTL is often mistaken for a dirty whore or prostitute. Commonly carries multiple STDs.
'Dat skank is totally GTL, she slept with all 'da taken boys within a two-week period.
#gtl #gross #disgusting #whore #skank #prostitute #std #dirty #filthy #scarlet letter #hester prynne #cheater #hoe
by ihatepeople-espu November 07, 2011
Gym, tanning, laundry and studying
Jibby: "What ya doing today spoons?"

Spoons: "GTLS all day baby"

Jibby:"well fack ya then"
#fack #gtl #ya #spoons #jibby
by Spoonythefawn April 11, 2011
GTL....The Southern Redneck version of the infamous "Gym Tan Laundry" creed used by the characters on Jersey Shore.

Practiced extensively by generations of white Americans living predominantly in the rural southern bible belt regions.
#gtl #redneck #bible belt #guns #trucks #liquor
by Garrett G2. March 30, 2011
GARDENING, Tanning, Laundry

Not to be confused for Gym, Tanning, Laundry.

This version of GTL is generally reserved for female AARP members who are trying to keep up with the slang that their grandchildren use
Martha: "Hey Gertrude! Are you free for brunch tomorrow?"

Gertrude: "I'm sorry Martha, I can't do brunch. GTL baby!"
#jersey shore #guido #italian #gym #tanning #laundry #gardening #aarp
by Bryan Plummer September 09, 2010
Glenn the Liar

Glenn Beck, host on Fox News Channel, is an infamous liar.
Yeah, so I was watching GTL last night and all he did was rant about Obama, putting the word "fact" in his speech for effect and holding the Constitution like he wrote it. I looked up what he was talking about, not on his website of course, and what i found was GTL at his finest once again, caught in another lie.
#glenn beck #liar #conservative #fox news #sean hannity
by OGTL1 October 04, 2010
GTL = Gym,Tanning,Laundry often heard on the show "The Jersey Shore".
Guy 1: "What are you going to do today bro.?

Guy 2: "Same thing I do everyday...GTL baby!!"
#jersey shore #gym #tanning #laundry #situation
by SnookiCookie August 27, 2010
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