parkca01's definitions

daycay

A one-day vacation. Can be via brewskis in your backyard, a trip to a theme park, a quick trip to the lake, etc.

Connie: Hey I'm taking a daycay tomorrow. Getting my nails done and then heading out for margaritas at 1.
Beth: If I had any sick days, I'd join you! Feel free to drunk dial me at work.

by parkca01 August 27, 2010

hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.

Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.

by parkca01 October 4, 2013

beer bulb

A great idea while sober is associated with a light bulb. A great idea while drinking is known as a beer bulb. It's as if a glass of beer lights up over your head.

Alex: I just had a great idea. What if we sing Celine Dion to win Karaoke to pay for our bar tab tonight?
Marilyn: Brilliant! Your beer bulb just went off! My heart will go onnnn!

by parkca01 November 16, 2011

rotary bone

Someone old enough to recall using a rotary phone.

The first time I called a girl was on a rotary phone. Back then you couldn't screen calls.

Grandpa, you're a rotary bone.

by parkca01 February 26, 2014

gloateus maximus

An arrogant person who gloats and is cocky to the max.

Sue: I'm going to Disney this weekend!
Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.

by parkca01 February 23, 2011

turnpike tan

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.

Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.

by parkca01 October 3, 2012

nomfest

A day of high food consumption, i.e., Thanksgiving.

Alex: What are you bringing to the picnic tomorrow?
Nate: Nothing but an empty belly. The nomfest always have leftovers, good thing I'm a garbage disposal.

by parkca01 November 22, 2010