Fuckmullet

A derivative of the Germanic hairstyle featuring a grippable mane at the top or back of the head. Used primarily as something to hold on to during sex, but can also be used for directing a man's head from face-level to muff and back again, without the need for words.

She grabbed him by the fuckmullet and plunged his head between her thighs.

Fuckmullet by LeTwonk July 27, 2011

Fuckfizzle 

A dude that starts out strong and hard, but becomes limp before the business is done.

Girl, he was a fuckfizzle! He put 10 inches in me and 2 minutes later it was 3 inches of dead dick. He ain't even cum before it got all soft and shit.

Fuckfizzle by Betdog November 9, 2012

fucknozzle 

A person or entity who is a complete waste of time if they weren't so unintentionally funny, delusional or lying.

Richard Nixon says he isn't a crook? What a fucknozzle!

fucknozzle by Cujo November 17, 2003

Fucknozzle 

The correct term for people who don't believe in the International Space Station.

"It has been brought to my attention that the correct term for people who don't believe in the space station is fucknozzle - not shitwit" - Professor Brian Cox

Fucknozzle by 093826 November 22, 2017

fucknozzle 

A term of contempt for a person who picks pointless arguments on the Internet, usually by making up quotes.

Mad_clown is a complete fucknozzle.

fucknozzle by Anonymous Wiseman May 11, 2004

Fucknozzle 

an overcompensated politically correct name for someone who is a dick.

If you get a few beers in him he'll become a complete fucknozzle

Fucknozzle by elmodo April 8, 2009

fuckmullet

A social networking site user (i.e. livevideo,youtube) that is such a social misfit they have to create 100's of soc accounts to spew hate with their usual fucktardedness.

The user carries on multiple conversations with themselves and the voices in their head via blog comments or liveshow broadcasts. These users are the lowest form of life found on the interwebs and normally reside in Canada.

Person1: Did you see that kanuck fucktard talking all that shit in the blogs then replying to himself with his own soc accounts? lulz!

Person2: Yea he is definitely a fuckmullet from the word go.

fuckmullet by milkingtheLVlulzcows June 9, 2009