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free James Brown 

The act of defecation.

Other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.
person 1: I really need to get in the bathroom.

person 2: Just go whiz behind the house, nobody'll see you.

person 1: But I gotta free James Brown!

person 2: wanna borrow my mom's Holy Bible to wipe with? The pages are surprisingly soft.

person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come YOU get to be person 2? I'm the one dropping the deuce!

person 2: Look bro, I'm just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of illustration. Go ask hecktor dangus.

free jazz 

Free Jazz is an avant-garde sub-genre of jazz. This is jazz but with no strict structure or rules. The music is very improvised and is characterised by very random drumming, very improvisational.
Bob: That drummer's crap, he's hardly got rythm to be fair.

Dave: No, dude, this is free jazz, anything goes.
free jazz by Samwell September 27, 2005

free juggin 

when a woman neglects to wear any sort of undergarment supporting her breasts
"Did you see Susie today?! She was totally free juggin' it!"
free juggin by MasterBaete January 22, 2008

FREE JODI ARIAS 

Free Jodi Arias is a movement to get Jodi Arias free'd and taken out of jail because sis did nothing wrong!
Person 1: Free Bri-
Person 2: FREE JODI ARIAS!
FREE JODI ARIAS by 5layyyter April 19, 2022

Free jining  

The female version of "free ballin'".
Not wearing any underwear.
(under-roos)
"It's sorta fun free jining every now and then."
:)

free jobs 

Where you put your resume on the internet and instead of employers want you for the positions that are related in your skills/experience......you get marketing and/or insurance salesman positions that are based only on commission/sales you make that you work for free mainly in the beginning.
Hey my friend, I just got a "free jobs" from Aflac. They saw my resume and want me to work for free for them for the first few weeks or months until I make money for them.