Samwell's definitions

goth

A goth is an artistic person with a huge aesthetic who expresses this in a dark way. Real gothic music is The Cure, Nine Inch Nails, Sisters Of Mercy etc. Goths are ususally associated with Satanism, which is completely untrue because you will find goths tend to have no religious beliefs or no strong religious beliefs, though a very very very small minority are Satanists. Goth is also usually a term used as an attempted insult by chavs and the like, mainly because chavs have nothing better to do besides insult people different to them and terrorise communities.

1) From a chav-Yowm a fucking goth, yow worship the devil ya freak, dya wanna fight?

2) From a goth to a chav-Tit

by Samwell April 22, 2005

minge

The female genitals, a vagina

Can I feel your minge?
How big is your minge?
What does your minge look like?
Can I put my dick in your minge?

by Samwell December 22, 2004

bush rustler

A gay/homosexual. Bush being refered to as the pubic region.

"Watch your backs, he's a bush rustler."

by Samwell May 16, 2005

chavwegian

Chavwegian is either:

1)The language that chavs speak

...or...

2)A chav in general

1) He's turning into a chav. He evens speaks chavwegian.

2) Fuck off you little chavwegian!

by Samwell April 12, 2005

flaggle

Adjective: To flap around with no co-ordination and/or control.

1) He looked dead stupid on that trampoline. He was just flaggling around.

...or...

2) I had no control, I just flaggled around.

by Samwell May 28, 2005

jabronee

First used by a genuine tosser, The Rock from the old WWF, a jabronee is just a stupid, obnoxious person. See also: twat, tosser. Used as a non-offensive offensive term.

Get out the way your fucking jabronee!
You big jabronee!

by Samwell March 25, 2005

snoz

Also described as a farmer snort, when you snoz you block one nostril and sharply and quickly breath out through the other nostril, thus expelling mucus/snot. A quick but often dirty way to blow your nose, done when out on the street and don't have access to tissue.

1st person: "Awh that's nasty!"
2nd person: "Sorry, I needed to snoz, I've got a real bad cold."

...or...

"You've just snozzed all over me you dirty cunt!"

by Samwell May 16, 2005