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goth

A goth is an artistic person with a huge aesthetic who expresses this in a dark way. Real gothic music is The Cure, Nine Inch Nails, Sisters Of Mercy etc. Goths are ususally associated with Satanism, which is completely untrue because you will find goths tend to have no religious beliefs or no strong religious beliefs, though a very very very small minority are Satanists. Goth is also usually a term used as an attempted insult by chavs and the like, mainly because chavs have nothing better to do besides insult people different to them and terrorise communities.
1) From a chav-Yowm a fucking goth, yow worship the devil ya freak, dya wanna fight?

2) From a goth to a chav-Tit
by Samwell April 22, 2005
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chuff

I had a chuff
I fancy a chuff
by Samwell July 19, 2006
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ASAIK

Acronym for As Soon As I Know. Pronounced ASS-IKE.
Bob: You got any news on that gig?
Dave: No not yet, but I'll tell you ASAIK.
by Samwell September 27, 2005
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minge

Can I feel your minge?
How big is your minge?
What does your minge look like?
Can I put my dick in your minge?
by Samwell December 22, 2004
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grime factor 5

basically it is the height of the grimnicity.
by Samwell March 30, 2005
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jabronee

First used by a genuine tosser, The Rock from the old WWF, a jabronee is just a stupid, obnoxious person. See also: twat, tosser. Used as a non-offensive offensive term.
Get out the way your fucking jabronee!
You big jabronee!
by Samwell March 25, 2005
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chavwegian

Chavwegian is either:

1)The language that chavs speak

...or...

2)A chav in general
1) He's turning into a chav. He evens speaks chavwegian.

2) Fuck off you little chavwegian!
by Samwell April 12, 2005
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