Freaky Zoid Share definition Flag Just another word for a crazy hoochie mama. A Freaky Zoid is a person in a lttle black dress, and heels, they will probably be going to a party. Freaky Zoid by themightygobstoppertotherescue October 30, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Freaky Zoid mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch