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frankensnatch 

The new vagina of a man after sexual reassignment surgery,particularly gruesome in appearance during the initial stages of the healing process.
Jonny went into the hospital and came out jane. To prove that he was now a woman he gave us a look see at his new frankensnatch that was still in stitches. It was a hungry looking thing that could make any grown man cry.
frankensnatch by illinforyu August 11, 2009
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Frankenapp 

FrankenApp - when a software vendor ports desktop software to new mobile platforms without any consideration for what the user wants or how the new UI paradigm can change the user experience...under these conditions, it is a FrankenApp.
I checkout out Excel for the iPAD yesterday. I accidentally hit the show all Toolbars command and the entire screen turned into toolbars. Talk about a Frankenapp!
Frankenapp by goodone! November 30, 2011

Frankensnatch 

This term is used when women quite simply have gone way too far artificially to achieve higher self-esteem that you wonder what she has also had done to her vagina in her vain efforts.

A woman who has had more plastic surgery than necessary.

- more peircings than skin.

- more tanning than her hand-bag.

- more ink than a comic book.
I won't date Betty because I'm afraid of Frankensnatch.
Frankensnatch by bbwjill December 11, 2011

frankensoap 

When two or more used bars of soap meld together in the shower or soap dish, creating one grotesque, misshapen bar. You'll use it, but you won't like it.
After two months, the three used bars in the soap dish finally melted together and became a Frankensoap. It's aliiiiiiiiiivvvvve!
frankensoap by bluegrassg8r September 1, 2013
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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