Fort Misery 

Slang for Fort Myers, FL. A city in Lee County. It's next door neighbors are Cape Coma and No Fo. It's referred to by many as Fort Misery because it's an unbelievably boring town that has a knack of sucking you in and you can never escape.

Person A: "I wish I could move out of this town."
Person B: "You know that's not going to happen dipshit, you live in Fort Misery. There's no escaping this armpit of the nation."
Person A: "I know, it's like a black hole that you can never escape from. Anyone I've known to move away always ended up coming back..."

Fort Misery by John Boy28 January 15, 2009

your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.

Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus by s2artjm November 29, 2018