A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.
the most sus person ever created with a really small penis and can’t ever please a woman, his only good quality is perfecting the ding-ding dance. he sounds like the annoying train kid from polar express, and likes indiana