forrest trump
forrest trump by smjgJsbjgsm December 10, 2018
Word of the Day on January 29, 2019
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Forrest Trump
Whimsical character who pretends to be a war hero, runs long distances, and says cute things like "life is like a box of chocolates" - except in real life is a draft dodger, can't run at all cuz he's a fat fuck, and says embarrassing words like "bigly".
"Did you ever see that movie Forrest Trump?"
"Why would I watch a movie about a racist fat orange bastard who dodged the draft with fake bunyons and keeps saying stupid shit like 'bigly'? I can see that asswipe on Fox news whenever I want."
"Why would I watch a movie about a racist fat orange bastard who dodged the draft with fake bunyons and keeps saying stupid shit like 'bigly'? I can see that asswipe on Fox news whenever I want."
Forrest Trump by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
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Forrest Trump
Is an individual who has the desire to have the inner qualities of Forrest Gump such as simplicity and humility but lives an extravagant and ostentatious life like Donald Trump.
I have the Forrest Trump personality.I was brought up by my parents to live a simple, humble life on whatever I do. When I finished my M.D. degree I've realized that majority of my friends drive expensive cars and live in big homes. I feel torn between living simple and having a lifestyle similar to my friends.
Forrest Trump by perfectvsgood December 3, 2010
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.