23 definitions by Littlehandsdonniedotard
" How did dimwit donnie end up banging that exchange student Melania?"
" His IQ is in single digits, he hates minorities, and he swindled enough republicans to pay for her green card".
"Damn, donnie may be an orange asshole, but nailing that big-tits slut was a trumpian move!"
" His IQ is in single digits, he hates minorities, and he swindled enough republicans to pay for her green card".
"Damn, donnie may be an orange asshole, but nailing that big-tits slut was a trumpian move!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018
The twisted way that rednecks, trumptards, and children born of incest justify being so damn stoopid.
Rednecks and trumptards can ignore global warming, Trump's lies, animal extinction, and the teachings of Jesus Christ because to them, it's all fake news.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018
A Virginia restaurant that features great food and a patriotic love of American ideals. And a healthy dislike for deplorable trumptards whose business is not welcome.
"Wanna go to the red hen for dinner tonight?"
"Sure! I love their food and I need a night free from Sarah Huckabees ugly lying face"
"Sure! I love their food and I need a night free from Sarah Huckabees ugly lying face"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
Apprenticeship to becoming a real republican. Kids learn to bully, shoot guns all day, and cut homeschooling classes to fuck their sisters. When they turn 18 they register with the GOP and elect a trumptard.
Teacher: "Billy Bob! Why are you carrying a gun and chasing your sister like you want to rape her?!"
Billy Bob:" Don't pay me no mind Ms. Grundy. I'm just a prepublican exercising my 4th amendment rights!"
Billy Bob:" Don't pay me no mind Ms. Grundy. I'm just a prepublican exercising my 4th amendment rights!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 19, 2018
Name given by the GOP to the country formerly known as the United States of America after they sold it to Vladimir Putin.
A giant helium balloon of orange baby trump welcomed immigrants to Russiamerica, the former United States of America.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 16, 2018
Mindless blathering of a brain dead trumptard who has guzzled too much trump jism, and can no longer speak coherently.
" Hey you stupid fucking trumptard, don't you know that imprisoning kids and drugging them is messed up?"
"womp womp!"
" I see that you still blowing the Dotard"
"Womp womp!"
"Useless piece of shit."
"womp womp!"
" I see that you still blowing the Dotard"
"Womp womp!"
"Useless piece of shit."
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 22, 2018
An inflatable float- like balloon that you might see in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. It was first floated by Brits who (like every sane human being) hate Donald Trump. It is a fat orange orangutan like baby wearing a diaper that os probably full of shit, just like donnie himself.
Bob: " Hey Kenny, did you see Baby Trump at the anti-Trump rally the other day?"
Kenny: "LMFAO! I sure did. The likeness to the real piece of shit Dotard is uncanny!"
Bob :" I just started a Go Fund Me page so that we can pay to have Baby Trump flown over for his impeachment.
Kenny: " Fucking AWESOME!!"
Kenny: "LMFAO! I sure did. The likeness to the real piece of shit Dotard is uncanny!"
Bob :" I just started a Go Fund Me page so that we can pay to have Baby Trump flown over for his impeachment.
Kenny: " Fucking AWESOME!!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 16, 2018