Flightnard

The name of a person who misses their flight because they drinking heavily in the airport bar.

Alternate meaning: Anyone acting like an ass on an airplane.

Dude, I'm such a flightnard! I got wasted in airport pub at Heathrow and missed my flight to Hamburg.

Alternate usage: I heard the stewardesses making fun of a flightnard in first class that kept farting on the plane to Amsterdam.

by Crab&Cabbage February 22, 2011

Flightmare

An especially bad flight.

I just had a total flightmare from New York to LA. Crying babies, the whole nine yards.

by Skinnysherm June 21, 2011

flightmare

When sitting on a plane and something bad happens such as a delay, or turbulence, or a crying baby. A very bad flight experience.

Can you believe we sat on the runway 3 hours before the plane took off? That was a flightmare!

by Bretskii March 30, 2008

Flightmare

When you're having a nightmare with anything to do with air travel

My flight was cancelled... Flightmare!!!

by TheSuggmeister June 5, 2010

flightmare

To have a terrible time in relation to flights, flying, the booking of flights etc. A nightmare in relation to a flight or flights.

"I am having a total flightmare trying to sort this trip out! There are no connecting flights unless I was a 37hour layover!"

by JuanSanClaro October 19, 2023

flightmare

A nightmare involving flight delays or cancellations. This term was created after two flights with two airlines were cancelled within 24 hours.

Having one cancelled flight is bad, but two? That’s a flightmare!

by brib3nz March 10, 2024