Flexnard

The square root of one cup of boogers.

I need to get this flexnard out of my nose!

by GoldenG September 23, 2008

flenard

A non intelligent human being. Usually tend to be douche bags.

flenards....Usually people named

Alex
Ronny
Zoran
Mikey

by Opheeelyahiney January 10, 2012

Flextard

That person at the gym that spends 10 minutes lifting weights and 30 minutes admiring their flex poses in the mirrors.

Flextard over there is having a great workout. He made some gains today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018