Flexnard 

The square root of one cup of boogers.

I need to get this flexnard out of my nose!

Flexnard by GoldenG September 23, 2008

flenard 

A non intelligent human being. Usually tend to be douche bags.

flenards....Usually people named

Alex
Ronny
Zoran
Mikey

flenard by Opheeelyahiney January 10, 2012

Flextard 

That person at the gym that spends 10 minutes lifting weights and 30 minutes admiring their flex poses in the mirrors.

Flextard over there is having a great workout. He made some gains today.

Flextard by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004