flesh bagpipe

The penis and scrotum arranged in such a postion, it resembles a set of flesh-like bagpipes. The penis, of course, is the "blowpipe", and the scrotum, being the "bag".

Genetic mutations, which include multiple penii, and a huge scrotum, would also help to add to the effect.

Mostly played by women and men in kilts.

Mother: "JIMMY WHAT IS THAT NOISE?"
Son: "Nothing mom, just playing my flesh bagpipe."

Mike: "Greg sure does like to play the flesh bagpipe."
David: "At least he does something he's good at."

by PoGo January 17, 2007

Flesh Hog

A big, meaty, vascular creature that lurks between the legs of men. They are excellent burrowers and actively seek out any orifice to invade. Once inside their new home, they have a tendency to deposit copious amounts of white vomit inside AKA: girth-gurt, to claim their territory.

Whining like a bitch: Jason claimed that he couldn't sit down because of a recent, un-welcomed flesh hog attack on his ass.

by Flesh-Hog-Owner April 9, 2014

flesh belt

The fat roll hanging over a girl's low rider jeans, while wearing a belly shirt.

That girl has a gnarly flesh belt. She should be wearing sweat pants.

by Milpool June 24, 2007

Flesh bib.

A double chin that is so big it hangs down to your chest creating a bib affect.

Did you see the size of that womans double chin.... it's so long that it looks like she's wearing a flesh bib.

by xCLMx June 1, 2010

pound of flesh

persistent and/or unreasonable demands, largely made through misguided feelings of entitlement.

"It will be inevitable that the children will each want their pound of flesh during the holidays, so in order for us to make this vacation feasible, we will have to stand firm to our budget."

by TheMocker October 12, 2011

Man Flesh

A single line that Lurtz the orc captain from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, responds with when he is asked, quote, "What is it?" by one of his fellow orcs. "Urr, what is it??" A two second pause.... "MAN FLESH!"

An example would be if you are sitting in class one day and your teacher, who happens to be male, walks into the room. As soon as he comes into view say this,... *sniff sniff*..."I smell MAN FLESH!" Then get up and tackle him and decapitate him if neccessary. If you have a woman teacher, then... well, if she can pass as a man, then go ahead and do it. Might be even funnier. :p

by Public Enemy (PE2) April 30, 2008

flesh shank

An erect penis ready to penetrate a throbbing vagina.

My dude Dez said "aye brah, I'm bout to give this thirsty bitch my Flesh Shank"..

by Ja-Shoe-Waa June 7, 2016