Fitzsimons

Name: Fitzsimons Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

When a great idea gets rejected because the person proposing it is a fuckwit ( named in honour of the red bandana wearing knob from Mosman who heads the Australian republican movement)

The boys were keen to kick on but when Pillinger suggested another round it Fitzsimonsed it so they went home

Fitzsimons by Listerine January 29, 2022

Urban Dictionary Merch

Fitzsimmons

Fitzsimmons (or fitz-simmons) is the ship name for Agent Leopold Fitz (portrayed by Iain De Caestecker) and Agent Jemma Simmons (portrayed by Elizabeth Henstridge) from the popular action/drama series Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The name is commonly used in the context of the show, because Agent Fitz and Agent Simmons spend all their time together.

Skye: I ship Fitzsimmons so much!
Phil: Are you referring to the term for Leopold Fitz and Jemma Simmons being in a relationship?
Skye: Yes! I love it! I ship it!
Antoine: I don't.

Fitzsimmons by r-y-c-b-a-r-1-2-3 June 2, 2014

Dirty Fitzsimmons

When your eating a gay guys ass and he shits in your mouth then you enjoy it while having a jerk circle with your dog.

Yo, Michael just pulled a Dirty Fitzsimmons!

Dirty Fitzsimmons by Tom McGowan April 16, 2020

fitzsimmons

The cutest ship (consisting of Agent Jemma Simmons and Agent Leo Fitz) on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. that broke everyone after Ward dumped them into the water.

Fitzsimmons is so adorable yet so painful.

fitzsimmons by marvelled March 1, 2015

Fitzsimmons

When a guy ignores a "group" of friends for several months on end. Typically, because he has fallen in love with a busted broad who the group rejects.

"Elliott you fucker, you've completely pulled a Fitzsimmons on us for that fat fuck..."

Fitzsimmons by Fallopian Overload October 8, 2006

Bob Fitzsimmons

aka as the fighting blacksmith (1863-1917)an english boxer, one of the greatest fighters of all times, he made boxing history as boxing's first three-division world champion, MIDDLEWEIGHT, LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT, HEAVYWEIGHT, he stopped fighting in his late 40's. a real bad ass fighter.

he passed away from pneumonia in 1917

bob fitzsimmons KO'd the fuck out of james corbett!!

Bob Fitzsimmons by underbossx May 29, 2007

christina fitzsimmons

The most kind, caring, funny, smart, and beautiful girl in the world. She is a loyal friend who always keeps her promises and always strives to be successful. If you try to hurt her, she may break, but she will come back even stronger.

Brian: “Wow that girl is just amazing!”
Taylor: “Of course she is, she’s christina fitzsimmons!”

christina fitzsimmons by happyfuntimes14 August 8, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026