Figger Skating

The black version of ice hockey

I heard they were gonna add Figger Skating to the Olympics, but there wouldn't have been any contestants.

Figger Skating by figgersk8r1991 February 28, 2010

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finger skating

The Winter Olympic event watched by people, usually toddlers, who cannot pronounce the word "figure."

Mommy, when does finger skating come on? I like the girls' short skirts and the boys tight pants.

finger skating by Lizard55 October 28, 2011

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Finger skating

When a guys girl is being an ice cold bitch while lying together in bed. The man starts some nice talk and a Lil diddle fingers moving around like Brian Boitono at the Olympicsso that her icy coldness becomes a hot, wet oasis for a nice dip.

"Sarah was pissed I was looking at Nichole, so when I got home I did a lil finger skating. Next thing I know I'm drained, lying on the bed, and she brought me a sandwich."

Finger skating by Tragicallyunhip February 7, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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