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finger skating 

The Winter Olympic event watched by people, usually toddlers, who cannot pronounce the word "figure."
Mommy, when does finger skating come on? I like the girls' short skirts and the boys tight pants.
finger skating by Lizard55 October 28, 2011

Finger skating

When a guys girl is being an ice cold bitch while lying together in bed. The man starts some nice talk and a Lil diddle fingers moving around like Brian Boitono at the Olympicsso that her icy coldness becomes a hot, wet oasis for a nice dip.
"Sarah was pissed I was looking at Nichole, so when I got home I did a lil finger skating. Next thing I know I'm drained, lying on the bed, and she brought me a sandwich."

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026