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One of four seasons, starting on December 21st, and ending on March 21st.

It is widely enjoyed by kids, due to activities such as Snowmen-making, Tubing, Snowmobiling, and Skiing.

However it is widely despised by anyone above the age of 16, due to activities such as scraping a car's windshield clean of ice, dangerous driving conditions, and higher heating bills.

Plus it puts quite the damper on smoking outside.

Note: People who live in states such as California, Texas, Florida, etc., are usually shunned for complaining about this season.
*Little Timmy (age 8) runs up to his brother John (age 17)*

Timmy: HEY big brother!!! It's winter! Wanna go build a snowman?!?!"

John: Go fuck yourself.
by Bloodmeat January 20, 2009
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Winter is a sweet, loving and adorable guy. He's the best to talk to and is amazing. And He's really cute.
Girl: Winter is sooooo cute
His girlfriend: shut up.
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A term to refer to winter tires in Canada. Also see "summers".
It's going to be time to remove the winters from my car soon.
by BLM04 May 04, 2010
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a beautiful girl, with brown hair and big beautiful green eyes, a smile that will melt your heart. She is independent and will not take any bull from anyone. She is strong willed and will achieve all her goals in life and be a leader to all that know her.
Winter
by Loving Mother February 03, 2010
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1. The purest example of awesomeness, perfection, and coolness. When God said he would make mankind in his likeness, Winter was the ultimate prototype.

2. Winter is an awesome season and can also be a woman's name. She is gorgeous, fun, very loving, and has an amazing personality. She has great friends and a loving family!

3. As a great philosopher and academic once wrote: W is for wonderful...I is for intelligent...N is for nifty...T is for terrific...E is for economically correct...R is for radder than a rutabaga.

4. Lastly, there really is only one 'Winter' who can truly brighten and enhance your life. If you have not yet sought her out, you must, otherwise your life will forever remain dull and incomplete.
'Have you met my friend Winter?' 'No, but until now, my life has been dull and incomplete.'
by SpringSummerAutumn February 02, 2010
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Winter is a woman who is witty and artistic, always cheerful, always kind, and good with children. She is quick on her feet and is confident in herself. She is soft and graceful, yet strong and spirited.
I wonder who painted this picture?

Oh that was Winter, she is very creative.
by defitgirl February 03, 2010
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the season when your pubes seem larger as compared to your weener
Dick says-WINTER MAKES ME SHRINK!!
by konvictedk December 10, 2010
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