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festerment

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects
Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)
festerment by Stephen M. December 31, 2004

Firstery 

When something happens for the first time in history.
When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.
Firstery by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

Festerius 

Festerius is some what of a minor internet celebrity that has been seen all over the internet since 1993. There are about 150 different refrences if you search for 'Festerius' on google.
Dude, did you see what that Festerius guy posted on our message board? Who is this weirdo?
Festerius by Festerius October 2, 2003

Twisted Fister 

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

Super Double Fister 

The action of folding ones hands together and then fisting a vagina or anus at a high rate of speed. Typically crisco is applied to the forearms and fists. If you are a jilted lover perhaps you will give your partner an ungreased super double fister.
Dude, the other night Stevie D and his new girlfriend gave each other super double fisters - I heard the girlfriend gave stevie an ungreased super double fister. Man, his anus must lbe the size of a peanut butter jar.
A Fiasco and a disaster. See also "Gigli".
"Went to Joe's party last night. It was terrible...a downright Fiaster!"
Fiaster by Damien Noble July 20, 2006