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When sticking your Index and Middle Finger around a male scrotum while your pinky finger is inserted into the man's anus. The male on male equivalent of the shocker
by Mike Pezacouski August 10, 2007
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The act of being exceptionally lazy.
Dan: Bro you should come over and fester with me I'm gonna watch some awesome movies since it's raining.
Brian: Ok I'll grab my copy of Tokyo Gore Police and be on my way.
by Zamaboy October 27, 2012
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Noun: Name used to refer to a group of specific males that usually consists of one fuckboy, an honorable smartass, two silly monkeys, a tubby, and an Ivy kid who can't drive.

Verb: The act of one or more festers pumping up a fellow fester or celebrating his actions. When all the festers take their shirts off, smack their pecks, and simultaneously make chirps (bird-like noises), then the festers are festering.
Have any of you seen the festers?
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Male shocker, where the pinkie is shoved up the urinary tract, while two others are inserted into the anus.
one up the japs eye, two in the mud pie
they were arrested for festering in a public toilet
by brain cloud November 17, 2007
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A big bulgy sore zit, typically on your face.
Don't eat all that chocolate, it'll give you festers!
by festerface June 11, 2012
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One who finds personal satisfaction in the ingestion of human stool.
Fester the ingester.
by Pierre May 28, 2004
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Festers is a word to describe the back of a girls arm, or the under-thigh of a girls thigh. Festers are a very sensitive touch.
"I felt that girls festers all night long."

"I felt her festers, it was nice."

"Joe is such a fester molester."
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