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Bro 1: Yo bro! Alex and Mary were totally gonna fidoodle the other night!
Bro 2: I know, bro! Damn, I wish someone would fidoodle with me....
Fidoodle by Nue September 17, 2013

fiddondle 

It is a mix of fiddling and fondling; therefore, fiddondling is the act of human gesticulations upon any organ that which is reserved as an area of particular interest (that can be said anywhere in the human body) without intent of sexual arousal.
When the gynecologist began to fiddondle your mother he did not have his fiddlestick waving in the air.

Fidoodlecakes 

The mortal white feline form of the lurker in the threshold, devourer of stars, keeper of the universe’s equilibrium and the lord of terror.
Yo I’ve told you, stop teabagging my little fidoodlecakes or you will be deleted
Oh Fidoodle, she just shot him.
Look at his fidoodle.
don't Fidoodle that!
Fidoodle by TROPICALPUMKIN February 2, 2009
When you while speaking or laughing with food in your mouth and having bits of food fly onto objects or people.
Sorry bro, i just fadoodled all over you shirt.
What the heck bro! You just spit all over me!
Sorry man, i'm such a fadoodler!
Why did you just fadoodle on my shirt?
I didn't mean to chuck fOod on you, my bad.
Fadoodled by SantaCruz23 July 8, 2011
Damn did you see that 3' 300lbs fidoodle back there?
fidoodle by David L. June 3, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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