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fiddlefuck 

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.
More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.
fiddlefuck by Ole Gil November 4, 2007

Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1Wasting time
2Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3Performing certain sexual acts on such female.
1 Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2 Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3 Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!
Fiddlefucking by Brandon W. July 12, 2006

Fuddlepucker 

1. Puddlefucker

2. The sound your waterbottle makes when you drink out of it.

3. The sound you make when you -CENSORED-
"Person A: -drinks from waterbottle-

Person B: Woah, stop it, you're making a fuddlepucker."
Fuddlepucker by Dashuu August 22, 2009

Fiddlefuckin' 

N. 1. zero; 2. a person who is a complete loser.ADJ. 1. Doing absolutely nothing; Zero; Not a damn thing;2. Playing somebody or using somebody.
" He is a real Fiddlefuck"

"He was fiddlefuckin' around in the warehouse all day."

"She was fiddlefuckin' him big time."

fiddlefuck 

to waste time or to use time unwisely
fiddlefuck by D-Money November 28, 2004

Fuddlepucker 

where incest and dating your children and your niece is your aunt but also your granddaughter and children are really mutant kangaroos and double groundings and huge MSN chats

are NORMAL.
A Fuddlepucker will slowly lose all of their sanity.