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A homosexual guy who receives a bottle of Snapple (or any fruitdrink) up his anus by his father.
This dude is a real Festis.
by Generalel October 10, 2013

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Shortened word for festival (large or small).
This Spring and Summer lets hit all the Festi's, and we'll end Festi season with Burning Man.
by Kid Klone September 15, 2009

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To have a mini festival or celebration with your favorite herbal substance or any special item.
YO it's my birthday let's have a festi
by Kgreenthumb January 11, 2009

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gross and/or disgusting
(1) Jon: Yuck this pizza looks festi.

(2) Kristy: Sydney is festi as.

(3) Luke: HAHAHA. How festi is she? *points*
by Rainhailsnow January 17, 2012

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