Music fan 2: Yeah I know, the bands are always so rad... I love it.
Music fan 3: Would you guys please shut up?! I'm trying to enjoy the atmosphere here!!
Mainly a festival serves as excuse for crappy rock bands like Athlete and that utter prick Pete Doherty to make a lot of money for doing fuck all.
It is compulsory not to wash for one week before attending a festival. And hippies must always have a grimy joint pressed between their filthy, yellowed fingers.
Me: I trust you have not washed recently then.