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Fauxrage 

Frenzy created by media or blogs to inflate a usually minor, perceived offense into a major scandal or continuing political event.
Congress, in a fit of fauxrage, passed a resolution condemning a newspaper ad about a General. The fauxrage was stoked primarily by Faux News
Fauxrage by Upper West March 31, 2008

Fabranger 

A portmanteau of the names 'Fabray' and 'Granger'.

Referring to the romantic relationship between one Quinn Fabray (blonde ex-ex-cheerleader from the hugely popular television series Glee) and Hermione Granger (the smartest witch of her age from the Harry Potter book/film series). Characters from two separate fictional universes brought together through fan-fiction, gifs, manips etc.
Fabranger;

Hey, do you ship faberry?

Meh - fabranger IS WHERE IT'S AT!

Look, I'm all for Quinn being a pressed lemon, but isn't a Glee/Harry Potter crossover with two established straight characters in a relationship a tad far-fetched?

Sush. Just let it happen.
Fabranger by fabrangershipper123 August 14, 2011
When celebrities pretend to be romantically involved in order to obtain press coverage.
Aaron Carter is going out with Brooke Hogan? Psh. What a fauxmance.
fauxmance by lofosho10 November 11, 2007
A fake romance usually for the benefit of the media or family and friends.

The purpose of the fauxmance is usually: to willingly provide a celebate rouse for one or both partners true sexual orinetation until one or both are ready to come out.

It is often employed as a marketing ploy for films and major Celebrity couples.
Famous first Hollywood fauxmance
Doris day (Hetro) and Rock hudson ( Gay)

Latest speculated Celebrity fauxmance
Robert Pattinson (Hetro) and Kristen Stewart (unconfirmed)
fauxmance by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

Fauxmage 

Fake Cheese. Faux meets Fromage. Even though they are two French words, I think most Anglos know their meaning.
Or maybe Fauxmaggio if you prefer French meets Italian (faux meets fromaggio)?
Fauxmage by Xavier Reivax October 11, 2009
Drink that will make you go nuts, get nakey, and have the time of your life.

4 oz lemonade
2 oz rum
1 oz apple juice
1 oz sprite
girl: "I really want to get wasted tonight..."
guy: "Hm..."
girl: "I just want to go nuts, and get naked in the pool, and have the TIME OF MY LIFE"
guy: "Drink this..."
girl: "What is it?"
guy: "Fauxpange"

In conclusion, the girl went nuts, got naked, and had the time of her life. Enough Said.
Fauxpange by Yal's Tattoos November 28, 2009