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1.
A person farting really fat monster farts all the time.
Wow, he's a fucking fart machine!
by Nice Guy Eddie April 23, 2004
 
2.
Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)
Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!
by tank December 13, 2004