Falk

A Verb. A contraction, or a blending of the verbs 'to talk', and 'to f*ck'.
To falk is to hold conversation, via IM or by telephone, erotic by nature, that leads to a long-distance orgasm of both parties.

I can't wait to falk with you!
I love the way you Falk with/to me!

by sonni hopkins November 20, 2006

falking

facebook stalking...

stalking anyone on facebook...

val: "did you see Kat's new pictures on her wall? those pics were awesome"

igor: "dude, you gotta stop falking"

val: "i know, i just cant help it"

igor: "hahaha"

by alfon pres-b May 28, 2010

Falked

The past tense of 'falking'. Facebook + stalked.

"I falked some people thoroughly last night."

by Alienne April 24, 2010

falk

to facebook stalk, or to continually check on someone's facebook homepage to gather information

I was falking Suzy the other day and she is now dating joe.

by Lukie12 May 6, 2008

Falk

we are falk
falk is us
falk is what, all of us, deep inside- are
we are falk
i am falk
you are falk
everything is falk
from the dawn of this universe
to the end
we are falk
Falk is not a not only one man but its everyone falk is the people

"The falkists believe that everyone and everything is composed of a single entity- falk"

everyone
because everyone is falk deep down
they just dont know it yet

by Falk is me February 3, 2022

The Falk

Where you steal a helicopter, go to a hover 200 Ft above an important location, strip naked and tie a noose around your neck, and jump out.

Hey man, did you hear what happened to Mike? He fucking sent it and pulled the Falk!

by Snoweasel June 19, 2020

Falk

a common term for stalking people on facebook. it is a combination of the two words "facebook" and "stalk"

John - "Hey! Have you falked anyone lately??"
Matt - "Yeah, I sure did. Just yesterday in fact."

by kb2008 February 4, 2010