Facebook + Stalking = Falking
I will falk
I falked
I am falking
"I falked him all night"
"She came over and we were falking so many random people"
"when I was sick, all i did was falk"
"You can't falk your friends! you have to falk random people you don;t know!"
by Kate - Olivia February 22, 2007
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Falk is a German Name. He's amazing and very sweet, always listens and helps. Never hurt him and treat him right because he deserves the world. Anyone would be lucky to have him in their life and Hes probably a good kisser
Oh thats Falk? He's adorable
by chamberisdaddy November 21, 2021
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Verb. A contraction or blending of the words 'talk' and 'fuck'.
To falk is to hold an erotic conversation, by telephone or IM, ideally leading to a long-distance orgasm by both parties.
falked, falking, falker.
He'd call, and we'd falk for hours.
I love the way you falk to me!
A master of words, his IMs would falk me into ecstacy.
by Sonni Hopkins November 21, 2006
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A Verb. A contraction, or a blending of the verbs 'to talk', and 'to f*ck'.
To falk is to hold conversation, via IM or by telephone, erotic by nature, that leads to a long-distance orgasm of both parties.
I can't wait to falk with you!
I love the way you Falk with/to me!
by sonni hopkins November 20, 2006
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val: "did you see Kat's new pictures on her wall? those pics were awesome"

igor: "dude, you gotta stop falking"

val: "i know, i just cant help it"

igor: "hahaha"
by alfon pres-b May 28, 2010
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The past tense of 'falking'. Facebook + stalked.
"I falked some people thoroughly last night."
by Alienne April 24, 2010
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to facebook stalk, or to continually check on someone's facebook homepage to gather information
I was falking Suzy the other day and she is now dating joe.
by Lukie12 May 6, 2008
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