Falke

A defining term for an individual that, regardless of the circumstances, always has to have some sort of impervious backup plan in place or a deep reserve of overcompensation. While the real-life equivalent is usually a doomsday prepper or somebody with a tendency to cover all their bases, the online version is more equivalent to an adult version of the kid on the playground that just has to have an anti-everything shield with no consequences. Commonly draw negative attention away from themselves and their habits by constantly trying to bring up unfounded faults about other people.

Ever since somebody ended up beating him at debate club, he's ended up turning into a full-on Falke.

by Granatgevar December 30, 2020

Falk

Falk is a more legendary person than edvard. Falk is nice, cool, rich, handsome and handy.

Falk, you are so cool

by Edvard1324 January 19, 2017

Falking

When someone’s is clumsy or drunk and walks into a door. Just like Falk Maria Schlegel did at Facination Street Studios.

Atilla: Oh no, Falk did a Falking again.

by LowBudgetKnight September 13, 2018

The Falks

A gang from the Latin Kings. The Falks originated from Forest Avenue in Ridgewood,Queens,New York.

Forest
Avenue
Latin
Kings

Person 1: Who you roll with?
Person 2: The Falks from 68th Street.

by GAME50 October 12, 2005

Falk

a beast, normally one that swims. really fast
like a unicorn
sometimes the spawn of chuck norris
we aren't really sure what they are

"Hey did you see that thing??"

"Yeah, I think it was a Falk!"

by jackson12kk May 18, 2009

falking

stalking people via facebook

Alae is a falker and has been falking that guy Nick all year.

by Sean Armistead October 5, 2007

falking

verb:

1. To spend an undefined - but inordinate - amount of time going through the links, interests, friends, relationships, photos, profile, etc. of a person on facebook.

2. To Stalk via Facebook

*Please note, falking has neither a negative or positive connotation and it has no reflection on the sanity of the person engaged in the act.

"Oh man, I spent 2 hours falking this chick from high school last night."

"You had sex with a chick from high school?"

"No, no, no, I said falking. It means I facebook stalked a chick from high school. Then I had sex with her."

by Smooth In PVille May 12, 2009