1: To not achieve one's goals.
2: To recieve a grade of less than 60/100 on a test.
3: A word which has become an instant giveaway for stupid teenage fucks who think they are clever because they say things like "EPIC FAIL" or "YOU FAIL". Originally, these and other stupid phrases incorporating the word "fail" were given birth within internet cesspots such as 4chan, but they have rapidly found acceptance among the adolescent population as the new, cool thing to say.
It is likely to become another pseudo-intellectual word popularized by the internet- further examples including words such as existentialism.
1: I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but even after I said that she'd do it if she really loved me, she said no. I failed.

2: At the DMV I scored a 15/100 on the Alcohol and Substance Abuse test. Suffice to say, I failed.

3: "You've never seen Donnie Darko? YOU FAIL."
"You don't like Napolean Dynamite? YOU FAIL."
"You think My Chemical Romance sucks the fucking sack?
"My mom made me clean my room? FAIL."
"Eat my brocolli and carrots? I DON'T WANT TO. YOU AND
#fail #failed #failure #stupid teenagers #internet
by LicensesToStone November 18, 2007
Getting laid in the back of an old chevy with a chick whos face resembles 6 day old chili and getting crabs from the back seat.
Brown bag ala crabs, fail.
#fail #crabs #brown #bag #chevy
by failness July 18, 2008
A verb that can be used in conjunction with any action, policy or position of the Bush (43) Administration.
Most historians agree that George Bush has failed in his duties as President in all possible respects.
#flop #fizzle #go awry #defalcate #slip
by GIJoe September 17, 2007
If you fail, you sucked so badly at something that your incredibly suckiness broke the Universe, made angels cry, and made God piss blood. To fail is to not succeed ... in an embarrassing, tardish manner. Fail can be used either as one word, in a sentence, or as part of a complicated rant. Words such as 'uber' or 'mega' can also be added. Fail can also be used as a prefix for another word, such as 'boat'. Do not overuse it, or you will fail.
What the hell? You fail.
You are made of fail.
Get back on the failboat, Morgan.
#fail #made of fail #failure #success #internet slang
by Nubcakes Smith December 12, 2007

an opposite version of fail; a compliment to a person or project
that picture you drew was FAIL.
#likeable #neat #nice #cool #fail #f.a.i.l
by memyselfialways January 10, 2009
Someone or something that is unsuccessful or disapproved of.
The concert tonight failed hard.

That girl is such a fail. She can't even get her act together.
by Sony July 10, 2003
America, 2008-09.
You elected Obama? FAIL.
#obama #stupidity #lose #epic failure #faaaaiiiilll
by TheTallWolfGeek January 29, 2009
fay-el (v) 1. To lose at an attempt of something. 2. To vote for the Democrat party.
"Jim failed the nation by voting for Hillary Clinton."
#liberal #democrat #lose #error #defeat
by snoobo August 30, 2007
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