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When someone does not succeed, usually in a hilarious way. Pure awesomeness to see.
OMG, Jake totally FAILED when he fell out of that airplane. Onto a bear. Naked.
by John A. Mason February 15, 2010
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a funny, very ironic happening that leaves the person in question sad or hurt, but not dead.
On CoD4, trying to throw a grenade out of a window-only to hit the window-sill and bouncing back inside would be considered a fail.
by chiefjoboo June 29, 2009
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shoot yourself, NOW!
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To readjust your beret and instead pass out
George went to readjust his beret and ended up almost passing out, leading to the most epic of fails.
by shumane June 02, 2010
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To FAIL the website means to render it ineffective by targeting the integrity of the data and or writing scripts to hit the website so that the server gets bogged down enough to prevent users from accessing the URL.
On Monday December 8th, Liberal websites such as FARK.COM and WONKETT.COM called for the FAILing of George Bush's “Thank You” website.
by FaildWonketteLuvr December 18, 2008
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Someone one who fails and life in general. Whether it is skating, girls, or even world of warcraft.
That person FAILS!
by Anti-fail March 26, 2009
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to attempt to make a joke and make people laugh, but it's not really funny.

it can also mean something like "just wow. you are an idiot. go die."
Tim: well your mom is so fat she ate a bucket of ice cream by herself!

Adam: sigh.. fail.
by Riley5 November 08, 2009
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