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Facebook drunk 

Saying/doing things on Facebook that you usually wouldn't do in person.
Last night, Josh was Facebook drunk and asked me out, and I'm like, fucking grow a pair.
Facebook drunk by NikkiSparks September 22, 2011

shit-facebook-drunk

getting on Facebook while you are shit-faced drunk and posting your stories on your profile for all your friends to see.
I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.

drunk facebook 

See drunk dial, but refers primarily to using facebook.com or other social networking sites (like myspace.com) to send your inebriated and often absurd messages. Generally only used if drunk dialing is not an option (i.e., the person you are drunk facebooking would not willingly give you their cell phone number).
Jane: So I went home with this guy after I met him at a party right? But then the next morning he wouldn't give me his number even though I was soooo in love with him. So like that night I got wasted with my friends and drunk facebooked him!
John: You're a crazy bitch.
drunk facebook by van tine July 11, 2006

facebook drunkie 

the term you call a person who somehow in their drunken stooper logs into their facebook account and emails, comments or messages their facebook crush (you) frequently. The message usually contains many mispelled words, inappropriate sexual slurs, and their true feelings about you. This person most likely will try to contact you in the next 24 hours to apologize with a lame excuse. Please do not answer the call.. seriously ignore it.
rachel: oh my god.. i logged onto my facebook account this morning and had recieved a message from john. it said "i louves yourdss tittzyss. callsa mess backksz babaayyu<x3."

brooke: ewwww.. ignore that.. he is a total facebook drunkie. he messaged me last week.
facebook drunkie by braovahaaaaa September 19, 2009

Facebook Drinking Game 

This is a fun drinking game that will get you Chocolate Wasted..heres how to play
1. Post as your FB Status: if you "like" this status i will take a SHOT of Liquor or Drink 1 beer for every "like"

2. Everytime u get a "like" you take a shot or drink a beer, you will be WASTED in no time
John: if you "like" this status i will take a Shot of Liquor or Drink 1 beer for every "like"
12 "likes" = 12 shots or 12 beers or a combo of both

what is that game called?

John: Facebook Drinking Game

Drunken facebook creep

Some one who drinks far too much daily and creeps on girls on Facebook
Gary drank 2 bottles of whiskey on his own and was looking at Sams holiday photos - what a drunken Facebook creep
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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