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Post Office slang for fragile items that have, possibly deliberately, been smashed. Failed Under Kinetic Testing.
This Dambusters clock plate's came from the main sorting office and it looks like it's FUKT.
by Lord Grimcock August 27, 2007
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To be completely ruined; to have reached an items scrap value; no longer of any use.
Man, my shoulder is completely fukt, i gotta be careful who i shoot in future.
by Darky October 30, 2004
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thats fukt up
by Mike January 10, 2004
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