Only gays and queer suicidal pricks say FML as in "Fuck My Life" so this is an alternative for more lively, easy going people.
Going to the zoo later, FML
Ah gotta get home later, FML, he's always hungry.
Newly revised meaning for FML is "Fuck My Lips". Fuck my life got over used. It's time for a change.
what's fml? fuck my lips? queer
"Fuck my life sideways"
When its worse than just FML and FMLH even, "Fuck my life sideways" is like getting your shit railed by life.
"Dude, your sister was names FMLPO
and your mom is trying to date the gym teacher"
Fix My Lighthouse.
Oh darn, my lighthouse broke, I guess I'll just have to go and fml!
"Fuck My Life". An extraordinarily overused and improperly used term mainly posted on the internet. Instead of being used in a situation where one's life would, in a sense, be "fucked", it tends to be added to the most mundane things.
"I just lost my job and my girlfriend left me. FML"
"I had to go put my dog down. FML"
"I have to do a book report this month! fml!"
"Rita's closed before I got there in time. fml, guys. fml."
fuck my life, used when angry
I got detention today, FML.