FML
FML means Feed My Lama
Zoo Keeper - Oops! I forgot to feed the lama in the petting zoo, FML
Worker - O.K then boss
by Sbubpy December 22, 2010
FML
Feed

My
Lion

Only gays and queer suicidal pricks say FML as in "Fuck My Life" so this is an alternative for more lively, easy going people.

FML
Going to the zoo later, FML

Ah gotta get home later, FML, he's always hungry.
by blanketwarrior June 16, 2011
FML
Newly revised meaning for FML is "Fuck My Lips". Fuck my life got over used. It's time for a change.
what's fml? fuck my lips? queer
by FuckMyLips October 20, 2010
"Fuck my life sideways"
When its worse than just FML and FMLH even, "Fuck my life sideways" is like getting your shit railed by life.
"Dude, your sister was names FMLPO and your mom is trying to date the gym teacher"
Guy 2
"FMLS"
by De'Smonica October 17, 2009
FML
Short for: Forgive me Lord
Fml, for I have sinned.

Fml, I should have been studying for that test today, instead I laid in bed all day smoking massive blunts.
by DingDingDingus April 20, 2016
FML
FUCK MY LIFE
FML - "I can't stop thinking about the end of the world...FUCK MY LIFE."
by PARANOIDANDROID April 21, 2015
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