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50.
FML
An acronym for 'fix my leg'.
I just tripped down 45 flights of stairs. FML.
by It's Over 9000! June 02, 2010
 
51.
fml
1. Free Mark-up Language. Web-development language that just happens to be free.
2. Fuck My Life, although this is rarely perceived so.
1. I made a free website using FML and its free.

2.

Person A: Where did I put it? Oh fuck I lost it FML.
Person B: If you lost your FML you can download it again
by .vbpeppermint July 19, 2009
 
52.
FML
Fuck my life
I just pooped my pants... FML
by Jakeathan March 21, 2009
 
53.
fml
FUCK MY LIFE
when something shitty happens to you, like when you trip and fall into a garbage can and your granny panties show

you wouls say FML!
I tripped
FML!
by beyondbuzzed45 September 10, 2009
 
54.
FML
Feeling Mighty Lousy
I was backing out of my driveway, and I ran over my cat... FML
by Edna Thompson August 21, 2009
 
55.
fml
fml; IM for Fuck My Life for short; as in lol for Laughing Out Loud; or when something doesnt go the way you've planned; or when something screws up; used to describe how shitty something is, or how angry you are.
"The police caught them with the booze & confiscated all of it" - "fuck my life, no way are you kidding? FUCK ME, fml man. fuck my life"
by twentyDecHouse July 17, 2009
 
56.
FML
FML means Feed My Lama
Zoo Keeper - Oops! I forgot to feed the lama in the petting zoo, FML
Worker - O.K then boss
by Sbubpy December 22, 2010