Urban Dictionary: FML

fml

FUCK MY LIFE
when something shitty happens to you, like when you trip and fall into a garbage can and your granny panties show

you wouls say FML!

I tripped
FML!

#granny panties #fuck #garbage #ass #shitty #dave scorpio

by beyondbuzzed45 September 10, 2009

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FML

FML was originally an acronym for "Fuck my life" but has now been adopted by many as a joke to represent "forgot my lunch"

Example one:
"I just got dumped. Fml."

Example two:
Person 1 - "Ahh man.. fml!"

Person 2 - "Damn.. It's okay you can share my sandwich"

#fml #lunch #forgot #acronym #fuck

by Always forgetting my lunch June 10, 2010

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fml

1. Free Mark-up Language. Web-development language that just happens to be free.
2. Fuck My Life, although this is rarely perceived so.

1. I made a free website using FML and its free.

2.

Person A: Where did I put it? Oh fuck I lost it FML.
Person B: If you lost your FML you can download it again

#fml #free #mark-up #markup #mark up #mark #up #language #fuck #my #life

by .vbpeppermint July 19, 2009

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FML

Fuck My Legs-

A. used in situations where people know their dancing capabilities are limited.
B. Used in the military by injured military personnel.
C.

1.Women who can't orgasm because of the relatively small size of their partners' penis find thigh fucking(urban dictionary has erroneous definition) to be a preferred method.

2. Aside from thigh fucking, women often lay ontop of their partner with the penis running length wise along the labia between their legs so the head points to their AssHole, keeping it out of the vaginal cavity in order to stimulate clitoral arousal.

(hot bitch) lets dance stud!
(KMN) FML's I can't dance for the life of me. Atleast not standing up...

{Drill Sergeant} (after a parachute jump) Get up Private, what's wrong with you, stop dreaming about mand-candy in your mouth and fall back in formation! MOVE!!!!
{Private}(in agonizing pain) I can't sarge!!! FML!!! FML! FUCK MY LEG IS BROKEN!!

{HugeTwat} Man I'm so glad I ran into such a big dude tonight.... I thought I would have to settle for one of these small skinny guys at the library...I need you to stuff me right now
{BigMotherFucker} OK
{HugeTwat} what the fuck is that little dick? W/e i guess its going to be another FML tonight..

#thigh fucking #gtfo #lml #broken legs #terrible dancer #cripple #self-proclaimed dumbass #tiny dick mother fucker #huge pussy #orgasm #military #big mother fucker #bmf #huge twat #ht

by KMN MakinAMessInYourMouth May 14, 2009

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fml

fml; IM for Fuck My Life for short; as in lol for Laughing Out Loud; or when something doesnt go the way you've planned; or when something screws up; used to describe how shitty something is, or how angry you are.

"The police caught them with the booze & confiscated all of it" - "fuck my life, no way are you kidding? FUCK ME, fml man. fuck my life"

#fuck me #shitty #stupid #wrong #screwed up

by twentyDecHouse July 17, 2009