fml
1. Free Mark-up Language. Web-development language that just happens to be free.
2. Fuck My Life, although this is rarely perceived so.
1. I made a free website using FML and its free.

2.

Person A: Where did I put it? Oh fuck I lost it FML.
Person B: If you lost your FML you can download it again
by .vbpeppermint July 19, 2009
FML
Fuck My Legs-

A. used in situations where people know their dancing capabilities are limited.
B. Used in the military by injured military personnel.
C.

1.Women who can't orgasm because of the relatively small size of their partners' penis find thigh fucking(urban dictionary has erroneous definition) to be a preferred method.

2. Aside from thigh fucking, women often lay ontop of their partner with the penis running length wise along the labia between their legs so the head points to their AssHole, keeping it out of the vaginal cavity in order to stimulate clitoral arousal.
(hot bitch) lets dance stud!
(KMN) FML's I can't dance for the life of me. Atleast not standing up...

{Drill Sergeant} (after a parachute jump) Get up Private, what's wrong with you, stop dreaming about mand-candy in your mouth and fall back in formation! MOVE!!!!
{Private}(in agonizing pain) I can't sarge!!! FML!!! FML! FUCK MY LEG IS BROKEN!!

{HugeTwat} Man I'm so glad I ran into such a big dude tonight.... I thought I would have to settle for one of these small skinny guys at the library...I need you to stuff me right now
{BigMotherFucker} OK
{HugeTwat} what the fuck is that little dick? W/e i guess its going to be another FML tonight..
by KMN MakinAMessInYourMouth May 14, 2009
FML
Fuck my life
I just pooped my pants... FML
by Jakeathan March 21, 2009
fml
Full of mayo
Dude, you are so fml
by spudart October 06, 2011
fml
FUCK MY LIFE
when something shitty happens to you, like when you trip and fall into a garbage can and your granny panties show

you wouls say FML!
I tripped
FML!
by beyondbuzzed45 September 10, 2009
FML
Feeling Mighty Lousy
I was backing out of my driveway, and I ran over my cat... FML
by Edna Thompson August 21, 2009
fml
fml; IM for Fuck My Life for short; as in lol for Laughing Out Loud; or when something doesnt go the way you've planned; or when something screws up; used to describe how shitty something is, or how angry you are.
"The police caught them with the booze & confiscated all of it" - "fuck my life, no way are you kidding? FUCK ME, fml man. fuck my life"
by twentyDecHouse July 17, 2009

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