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FSM
What would FSM do?
WWFSMD?
by Carmen September 25, 2005

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Stands for Flying Spaghetti Mosnter. The Flying Spaghetti and Meatball monster is believed to be the one who created the world, by Pastafarianists. Initially Pastafarianism was created to protest the Kansas State School Board's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" in schools, one man invented a parody religion, Pastafarianism. Pastafarianists believe the FSM created the world. The FSM and concept of Pastafarianism eventually became an actual religion, one with a bible and church. Unlike what some people may believe, the FSM was not created by atheists to mock the concept of religion.
Pastafarianists believe in the FSM.
by Mikazuki August 22, 2010

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The god of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is not a conspiracy to create a holocaust of religious people, unlike what some definitions would like you to think.
His noodly appendage having shown me the one true faith... Well, besides Buddhism, Islam, Obamaism, and even Christianity, and FSM. Oh, I said that already.
by Hughdo November 16, 2010

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FSM
Fangirl soul mate. Someone you've met (most of the time online) who seems to fangirl over the EXACT same things you do, almost like you're the same person!
I was talking about Fringe last night with a girl who had the exact same opinions on the show as me - we're fangirl soul mates!

My FSM and I spend all last night freaking out over the Rizzoli & Isles season finale
by RedVines41319 January 13, 2012

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Female Seeking Male(ex:for dating)
Used in personal ads. I am a Female Seeking a Male. I am a FSM.
by jean1963 February 22, 2007

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FSM
noun;acronym for being in "FUCKING SCIENTIST MODE"; often induced by alcohol or by intellectual beat downs bestowed upon a grad student by their adviser.
Sorry bro, no time to talk, I'm in FSM after I drank a pitcher of margaritas at La Fiesta tonight. I might actually have a shot at getting out of this hell hole if I can get some of these protocols approved.
by SASbandit January 23, 2012

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FSM, meaning Fuck Starrs Mill, is a term to describe the hatred felt by the students of Mcintosh High School to the students of their rival team, Starrs Mill High School, both in Peachtree City, Ga. The Starrs Mill Panthers are entirely inferior in every way to the Mcintosh Chiefs.
Chief: That buzzer beater at the basketball game was amazing! FSM!
by Clairelisette January 27, 2012

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