FML

A phrase used to ask an individual to 'feed my llama', commonly used in everyday slang with young teens to demonstrate the dominance of the llamas eating patterns.

Friend: omg I'm going away on holiday FML.
Danny DeVito: Yeah no problem

by panicchippo August 23, 2019

FML

A left-wing biased website where liberals cry about things they disagree with. Oh, and it used to be a place where people vented when they had a bad day. FML

FML used to be good.

by Someone who kinda exists May 14, 2022

FML

What people say to show and brag about how fucked up their life is, which is always never critical/serious.

I farted in class.FML

by deffml January 26, 2015

FML

Some people say it means Fix My Lighthouse, but the proper definition, usually used in games, is short for Fuck My Life.

-Whats wrong?
-Today someone kicked my new football over the fence on lunch, and i failed my maths quiz. FML!!!

by ProDominik December 31, 2016

FML

metaphorically rape my life so it would die and i wouldnt have to take the regents

FMl i need a Twinkie

by Ryan farah June 15, 2010

FML

Funny Midget Lions

I saw some FMLs today.

by I Yuki Cross I November 5, 2011

fml

short for: Fuck My Life

I just totally dropped that pass. FML guys.

by Diesel_ May 14, 2005