FML
FUCK MY LIFE
FML - "I can't stop thinking about the end of the world...FUCK MY LIFE."
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Fml
Fml means fuck my life used as Internet slang
This was a pic from when I was 15,lol fml.
by Dndub25 February 28, 2015

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FML
1. F*ck My Life Used to indicate self hatred
2.Fix My Lighthouse Used to say tell someone that they are being stupid or annoying
3.Forge Mod Loader An open-source mod-loader for Minecraft
4.Fluff My Llama To make a llama more fluffy.
Person 1: I dare you to shove your face in some dog poo!
Person 2: NO!
Person 1: Then I'm guessing you don't want your son back?
Person 2: Uhh. FML!

Annoying Person: LOL! Good one Steve!
Lighthouse Man: If your gonna be doing that then you might as well Fix My Lighthouse!

Bill: Hey Jimmy, can you come Fluff my Llama?
Jimmy: Sure thing Bob!
Bill: It's BILL! Not Bob! Oh F**k my life!
by The Pro Nerd January 16, 2015

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FML
Short for fuck my life
"FML my parents met over World Of Warcraft"
by The Afro Is Going Down March 20, 2014

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Fun Midget Land- A distant land full of stoned miniature people and magical unicorns that speak Spanish.
Phil- Dude have you ever been to a F.M.L.?
Bill- Na man but i hear its better than vegas!
Phil- You have no idea.
Bill- How do you get there?
Phil- You have to get past Rosetta Stoned.
Bill- Damn.
Phil- Real talk.
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FML
"Fuck My Life". An extraordinarily overused and improperly used term mainly posted on the internet. Instead of being used in a situation where one's life would, in a sense, be "fucked", it tends to be added to the most mundane things.
Proper:

"I just lost my job and my girlfriend left me. FML"

"I had to go put my dog down. FML"

Improper:

"I have to do a book report this month! fml!"

"Rita's closed before I got there in time. fml, guys. fml."
by Hikash February 08, 2012

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fuck my life, used when angry
I got detention today, FML.
by awesome-epical-xx January 11, 2012

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