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F.M.L.internet
Stands for Fuck My Like, a variation of the standard 'Fuck My Life'.
This happens when someone is one of the first people to 'Like' a Facebook status. When they go away a huge conversation happens as comments as the status. When they return, they find that their email inbox has been flooded with notifications from all the people who replied, having the recepient of such emails regret ever 'Liking' the status to begin with.
I noticed that Simon was going on a trip to Spain on Facebook so I clicked 'Like' then went to work. When I came back, there were like 70 emails in my inbox just from people replying and having a big converation. F.M.L..
by subatomicpotato May 23, 2010
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FMLwork
The art of doing to ones life what they would do to a partner
All this stress sometimes i just want to scream FML(FUCK MY LIFE)
by JIMMY JONAven July 10, 2008
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fmldrugs
fml is also known as "fuck my life", used in a daily bases by local skaters.
Bryan:OMGG dude I fucking landed a tre flip and broke my board,fuck my life.fml
Danny:Ahahah fuck your life
or
Cassie:Bryan,its over.
Bryan:.....fuck my life.fml
by Bryan Vick April 19, 2008
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FMLsex
acronim for "Fuck my life"
by Tmoney89albany January 20, 2009
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FMLsex
(F)or the (M)otherfucking (L)oss

A leet speak variant. Based loosely off of several sources, most notably the 80s game show HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. Normally the tag is FTL, with this acronym meaning a situation worse than normal.

The inverse is FMW, a step up from FTW (For the win)
<GUY1> I have to go to jury duty on Saturday.
<GUY2> FML
<GUY1> Serious.
by Ringmaster - USMC April 19, 2009
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FMLname
The commonly used phrase "FML" stands for "Fuck my Life". The word was made up in a living room while playing guitar hero with Riley, Chase, and Ghumps while all mourning over how there love lives sucked ballsack and beyond. FML may evolve into a club in some instances, all are welcome that are not currently in a relationship and/or happy with their current status of their love lives.
Commonly used in situations such as:

Riley: "Chase your emo."
Chase replies: "Ah shit...FML."
or
Ghumps: "GG im going to die alone and never fall in love again FML."
or
Riley: "OMG FML I'm so happy with my love life."
Chase: "WTF Riley stfu your happy, you can't be in FML! Get owned!"
by Chaseblackbandit January 27, 2008
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"Fuck My Life" of "Fudge My Life"

Fny website where users pst stories
Today, I was helping my church clean up a park. I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off. About half way through I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin. F.M.L.

Today, my mom wants me snowed in with her and she wont fkn stop talking and the powers off. F.M.L.

Today, my boyfriend told me that he couldn't kiss me because i would fall for him. i think it was meant to be deep, but i started laughing hysterically. not only did i lock that text for when i need to have a good laugh, i also like him a little less now. F.M.L.

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. F.M.L.
by gogocarts3 February 09, 2010
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