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Floatware 

A piece of software that is the opposite of bloatware, i.e. light, simple, intuitive. It may also refer to a software as a service (Saas) solution that resides "in the cloud", hence "float".
An example of "Floatware" is Twitter.
Floatware by techschuey April 8, 2010
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Short for For lack of a better term
Bitchlasagna: I'm weird floabt
Guy: Okay...
floabt by TehStateofZen March 14, 2022

Flabwildegristing 

A combination of the words "Flabbergasted" and "Bewildering"

Ever see a video that's so weird that it makes you feel an emotion that does not exist? This is that emotion!

As a bonus, it describes itself.
Person 1: dude this video is weird af
Person 2: ik its flabwildegristing
Person 1: wtf
Flabwildegristing by SuperDZ555 December 10, 2022
Scottish slang for a floppy penis. The word is derived from a combination of the words "floppy" and "boaby", the latter being Scottish slang for penis.
Aww mate chief Ryan's got a proper floaby
SK loves the floaby in his jobby
Floaby by Floaby March 11, 2018
A nickname close friends give each other in greeting from the heart, telling others that they are extremely close
"Hey did you hear David and Liam call each other Floaby earlier?"
"Yeah I never realised they were that close!"
Floaby by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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