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Floatware 

A piece of software that is the opposite of bloatware, i.e. light, simple, intuitive. It may also refer to a software as a service (Saas) solution that resides "in the cloud", hence "float".
An example of "Floatware" is Twitter.
Floatware by techschuey April 8, 2010
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Short for For lack of a better term
Bitchlasagna: I'm weird floabt
Guy: Okay...
floabt by TehStateofZen March 14, 2022

Flabwildegristing 

A combination of the words "Flabbergasted" and "Bewildering"

Ever see a video that's so weird that it makes you feel an emotion that does not exist? This is that emotion!

As a bonus, it describes itself.
Person 1: dude this video is weird af
Person 2: ik its flabwildegristing
Person 1: wtf
Flabwildegristing by SuperDZ555 December 10, 2022
Scottish slang for a floppy penis. The word is derived from a combination of the words "floppy" and "boaby", the latter being Scottish slang for penis.
Aww mate chief Ryan's got a proper floaby
SK loves the floaby in his jobby
Floaby by Floaby March 11, 2018
A nickname close friends give each other in greeting from the heart, telling others that they are extremely close
"Hey did you hear David and Liam call each other Floaby earlier?"
"Yeah I never realised they were that close!"
Floaby by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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