A piece of software that is the opposite of bloatware, i.e. light, simple, intuitive. It may also refer to a software as a service (Saas) solution that resides "in the cloud", hence "float".
Scottish slang for a floppy penis. The word is derived from a combination of the words "floppy" and "boaby", the latter being Scottish slang for penis.
Aww mate chief Ryan'sgot a proper floaby
SK loves the floaby in his jobby
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'