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Floatware 

A piece of software that is the opposite of bloatware, i.e. light, simple, intuitive. It may also refer to a software as a service (Saas) solution that resides "in the cloud", hence "float".
An example of "Floatware" is Twitter.
Floatware by techschuey April 8, 2010
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Short for For lack of a better term
Bitchlasagna: I'm weird floabt
Guy: Okay...
floabt by TehStateofZen March 14, 2022

Flabwildegristing 

A combination of the words "Flabbergasted" and "Bewildering"

Ever see a video that's so weird that it makes you feel an emotion that does not exist? This is that emotion!

As a bonus, it describes itself.
Person 1: dude this video is weird af
Person 2: ik its flabwildegristing
Person 1: wtf
Flabwildegristing by SuperDZ555 December 10, 2022
Scottish slang for a floppy penis. The word is derived from a combination of the words "floppy" and "boaby", the latter being Scottish slang for penis.
Aww mate chief Ryan's got a proper floaby
SK loves the floaby in his jobby
Floaby by Floaby March 11, 2018
A nickname close friends give each other in greeting from the heart, telling others that they are extremely close
"Hey did you hear David and Liam call each other Floaby earlier?"
"Yeah I never realised they were that close!"
Floaby by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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