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When a man ejaculates in a females vagina whilst she is having an orgasm then licks the resultant moon cheese out.
Wow, it sure is hot today, I'd sure love an eskimo pie.
by Crown Royal May 29, 2009
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a vanilla ice cream bar totally covered in chocolate
Mr. Ice Cream Man, may I have an eskimo pie?
by Jacki November 19, 2003
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when a guy cums in a girls mouth. and then she gives him a long slow kiss goodnight
"yummo, give me some pie, baby!"
by craig dean February 03, 2004
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A snowball with a surprise dog turd center.
"I heard Tommy got detention for hitting Ms. Wilkins with an Eskimo Pie."
by Goobersmichael May 07, 2009
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A sexual act in which a man defecates, ejaculates, and urinates on a woman's (or man's) hair, then sets the person's hair on fire.
Man #1: Man, I don't know how to break it to my girlfriend.

Man #2: Just give 'er the ol' Eskimo Pie!
by Wolfedogg April 04, 2008
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An Alaska Natives "woman parts, Va JJ, Punany".
Im going North To Alaska to get me some real Eskimo Pie.
by Rossdizzle December 21, 2008
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A sexual act in which a woman convinces a man that he is about to "get it" making him very aroused. Right before giving it up she pulls out 2 ice packs and sandwiches his "special area" causing rapid shrinkage and the end of any sexual possibilities.
"Man I'm SO pissed right now, last night Chandra Eskimo Pie'd my ass!"
by Captain Johnson May 03, 2008
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